THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN: 1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was
bilingual. 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS BLACK 1. He called everybody "brother." 2. He liked Gospel. 3.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS JEWISH 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home
until He was 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was
sure He was God.
But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS ITALIAN 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every
meal. 3. He used olive oil.
But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He started a new religion.
But perhaps the most compelling evidence:
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN .....
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T
GET IT. 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more
work for him to do.
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If you hold a cat up to a mirror, they will not look themselves in the eye.
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We have had so much rain this year! I think the reason is because I went and bought a drip irrigation system for my yard.
Have you ever heard of a "microburst"? Three days ago there was a late afternoon storm. Then hail the size of golf balls. Wind blowing horizontally at about 80 miles an hour. Trees down everywhere, including one in my yard. Think I'll go take a picture. Later!
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Women outnumber men onlineI knew it, I knew it! We are not
hair flip bimbos!
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